Wednesday, December 21, 2011

It has been one of the breaking stories of the morning, Puissancevise has decided to ban religion in it's state. The news comes after it's Premier, James Whetstone announced that religious protesters are being rounded up and sent to mental hospitals.

"My nation will surely benefit from this action." Whetstone said in a telegraph.

As the leader of a communist state, Whetstone says that his main objective is to allow everyone to do what they want, as long as they are earning it. The goal of his government,

"Prosperity...When someone can do whatever they want to do, with no cost to do it but hard work".

When asked if religion could be included in this, Puissancevise compared it to talking imaginary clowns.

"It would be the same as letting a person believe they were talking to magical clowns at the supermarket... It is being taken care of."

With the average income tax of 68%, it may not be too troubling for churches, as it is almost impossible to believe they were receiving the usual ten percent that most religions ask for.

Lastly, when asked about the techniques being used on the soon-to-be atheists, Whetson said a combination of Scientific explanations, logical based philosophy and extensive counseling. At this point in time there is no reason for the worldly to feel that anyone is being physically harmed due to their beliefs.

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